No Toilet Paper
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers..
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her bottom that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll never forget you.'
Girls night out.
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Girls night out.
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.