The Knob

[Deep Diver]

The Knob


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the
top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face
lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman kept
tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the
woman returned to
the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now, I've developed two annoying
problems: First, I have
these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them "

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those
are your breasts."

"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee."

[AngeloftheAbyss]

Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

[Deep Diver]

Been there and done that.


She smiled.