My visit to the patent office

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Aztec
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My visit to the patent office

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I went to the Patent office to register some of my camping inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"I have also invented a folding carton."
Again she said, "what do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products, and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

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:eek: :hoofle: :hoofle:
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

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A fucket :hoofle: :hoofle:

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:hoofle: :hoofle: :hoofle:

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