A man, looking at his wife, says: "Your behind is as large as the BBQ."
She doesn't answer him and just keep going as if she hadn't heard anything.
At night, going to bed, the man, feeling frisky, starts pawing her.
She looks at him and says: "Honey, we won't light up the BBQ for such a small sausage!"
The BBQ
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Deep Diver
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The BBQ
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
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