How to cook your xmas turkey

[Deep Diver]

Step 1: Go buy a Turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put the Turkey in the Oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Sept. 5: Set the degrees to 350 ovens

step 6: Take 3 mor whiskeys of drink

step 7: Turn on the Oven

step 8: Take 4 mor whinks of drinky

step 9: Turk the bastey

step 10: Wastey another bottle of get, remember the thermometer and stick with the Turkey next time until it's around 100 proof.

step 11: Glass yourself a poor of whiskey cause your in a class by yourself

and you deserve it!

step 12: Bake the whiskey for, 4, for ... four times

step 4 no wait.

spet 13: Take the oven out of the turkey and ..and check it, ... No

Take the oven out of the turkey and Take the turkey off the floor and put the pan on the back and up it off with a lil whiskey and then wipe.

step 14: Turk the carvey

step 25: Get yourself another scottle of botch ( cause ... cause you deserve it )

-------- and that ole wine in the back of the frig for your guest

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tep 26: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

step 27: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

[AngeloftheAbyss]

Brilliant Top Man

[1130cc]

I'll have to try and read that later, I have been drinking Kraken

[jinjachin]

I'll have to try and read that later, I have been drinking Kraken

Should be easier then

[BigMat1971]

I'll have to try and read that later, I have been drinking Kraken

Should be easier then

Lol. You have seen Sean on Kraken Jinj

[jinjachin]

I'll have to try and read that later, I have been drinking Kraken

Should be easier then

Lol. You have seen Sean on Kraken Jinj

Fair enough