I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Took my dad shopping.
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Took my dad shopping.
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.