Consumer goods labels

[Deep Diver]

These are actual label instructions on consumer goods

*On a Sears Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
*On a bag of Doritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
*On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like soap.
*On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
*On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
*On a Tesco’s Tiramisu desert: (printed on bottom of box), Do not turn upside down.
*On Marks & Spencer’s Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
*On packing for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
*On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive or operate machinery.
*On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
*On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
*On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For use indoor or outdoor use only.
*On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
*On American Airlines pack of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
*On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
*On a child’s Superman costume: wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.