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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in Canberra.

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.

'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase
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Dave don't worry about stealing from facebook, they steal loads of info from us.
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When I lived in Queensland there were reports of tourists trying to swim across Crocodile Creek outside Townsville, if you can get your head around this some didn't make it, no life guard at that end of the Gene Pool :hoofle:
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