Getting mugged

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Deep Diver
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Getting mugged

Post by Deep Diver » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:32 pm

A middle aged biker and his teenage daughter were riding on a motorcycle and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.

They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorcycle but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.

When the muggers had gone, the biker asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring?"

"No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you."

"Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too."

"I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly.

"Damn!" swore the biker, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my bike!!"
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the cantankerous old goat. :poke:

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Re: Getting mugged

Post by lepchaun » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:51 am

:hoofle: :hoofle:

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