Ninety something

[Deep Diver]

Maude and Biker Bob, both 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the social center and discovered over time that they
enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for
coffee, Biker Bob asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight,
she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic
restaurant in town. And despite his age, Biker Bob was still a charmer.

Afterward, Biker Bob asked Maude to join him at his place for an
after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and, age
being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Biker Bob for a most enjoyable
roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Biker Bob was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
more gentle."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have
taken off my pantyhose."