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Newlywed couple

Post by Deep Diver » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:24 pm

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for all our new
parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an entire month."

The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the
church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was
crying, and the husband obviously was very depressed.

"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor
inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to
abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied
sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult; however, we managed to
abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but
with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. The third week, however,
was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the
Bible, or anything to keep our minds free of carnal thoughts.


But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I noticed that she didn't have
panties on and I was overcome with lust and I had my way with
her, right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.


"You understand this means you will not be welcome into our
church," stated the pastor.


"We know," said the young man, hanging his head.
"We're not welcome at Homebase anymore, either."
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Re: Newlywed couple

Post by jinjachin » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:31 pm

very funny :thumbsup:

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Re: Newlywed couple

Post by Deep Diver » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:46 pm

jinjachin wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:31 pm
very funny :thumbsup:
Just right for your boy. :hoofle:
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the cantankerous old goat. :poke:

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