Dinner date

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Deep Diver
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Dinner date

Post by Deep Diver » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:32 pm

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne .
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the cantankerous old goat. :poke:

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Re: Dinner date

Post by jinjachin » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:39 pm

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