Bus crash

[Deep Diver]

A bus full of politicians crashes into a barn on a farm. The farmer comes out to see what all the commotion is. He decides to bury all the politicians. A few days later a policeman sees the wrecked bus and asks the farmer what happened to all the passengers, “ surely they can’t have all been dead?”…. The farmer replied that some had said they were still alive but you can’t trust a politician.