Lad " Why does that woman over there have a prawn between her legs? "
Gaffer " Eh? Show me what you mean"
After the lad pointed out where, the gaffer laughed and said "That's not a prawn, it's a clitoris...."
Lad " It tastes like a prawn"
Job in mortuary
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Pikey Hagar
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Job in mortuary
A young lad straight out of school goes to work in a mortuary. Couple of hours in, the following conversation took place.....
Lad " Why does that woman over there have a prawn between her legs? "
Gaffer " Eh? Show me what you mean"
After the lad pointed out where, the gaffer laughed and said "That's not a prawn, it's a clitoris...."
Lad " It tastes like a prawn"
Lad " Why does that woman over there have a prawn between her legs? "
Gaffer " Eh? Show me what you mean"
After the lad pointed out where, the gaffer laughed and said "That's not a prawn, it's a clitoris...."
Lad " It tastes like a prawn"
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Ye road of life is like a fine wench...they both have soft shoulders and some dangerous curves. Travel/ride with care!
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Re: Job in mortuary
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
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Pikey Hagar
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Re: Job in mortuary
I will get this part of town to my standard 
Ye road of life is like a fine wench...they both have soft shoulders and some dangerous curves. Travel/ride with care!