The local idiot wasn't having much luck with gals, so being the decent bloke I am told him that he'd find a gal at Screwfix and Tool Station.......
He now has a collection of dictionaries after I also told him that the word gullible is spelt wrong in them....
Having had a cough, Village went into the local apothecary...the assistant gave him some laxatives. It works as he ain't coughed for days!
The Village Idiot
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Pikey Hagar
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The Village Idiot
Ye road of life is like a fine wench...they both have soft shoulders and some dangerous curves. Travel/ride with care! 
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Deep Diver
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Re: The Village Idiot
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.