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Pikey Hagar
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My local radio station has a competition where they ring someone up and ask them three personal questions.
Then they ring their spouse or partner and ask them the same three questions.
If the answers are the same, the couple wins a million quid. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hello, it's Issac Hunt here from Radio Fab, do you want to play the game?
Dave: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 — when was the last time you had jiggy jiggy push push?
Dave: Well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for?
Dave: About 10 minutes.
Presenter: And where did you do it?
Dave: Oh, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a million quid at stake here!
Dave: Okay, okay...on the kitchen table.
Presenter: (much laughter). Good one. Now, is it okay for us to call your wife?
Dave: Yeah, all right.
Presenter: Hi Jane, how are you?
Jane: Hi. Good, thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got yer husband Dave on the other line. Now Jane, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Dave and if you give the same answers, you win a million quid.
Dave: Just tell the truth, honey.
Jane: Okay.
Presenter: Jane, when was the last time you had jiggy jiggy push push ?
Jane: Oh, no, I can't say that on the radio.
Dave: Jane, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Jane: Okay. About 8:00 this morning before Dave went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for Jane?
Jane: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough...Dave was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: Okay, Jane — final question.
Where did you do it?
Jane: Oh, no I can't say that. My mum could be listening.
No way, no.
Presenter: Yer already got 2 out of 3, get this one right and a million quid is yours.......
Dave: Jane, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.
Just tell them......






Jane: Oh, all right. Up the arse!
Radio Silence.......
Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here and sometimes these things happen. Now we'll take a music break.

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Ye road of life is like a fine wench...they both have soft shoulders and some dangerous curves. Travel/ride with care! :eek:
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