Hot AR*E
Logically...and that word doesnt usually come out to play in my posts often...
If you go to the hassle of fitting heated seats....
you'll have a bum that is hot and reminicant of the last time you crapped in your pants...
yeterday.....
and the rest of you will be the usual wind blasted frozen solid and bug splattered trembling wreck that all riders other than full dresser goldwing riders become....
BUT....
We all admire a HOT ASS!!!:killing me:
Lev....Hey...have you noticed how a girlie sexy little bum is called an ASS....
But a big hairy sweaty with two band-aid plasters in a cross shape on it and a few zits rear ender....just like MINE...is called an ARSE??!!:niceone:
If you go to the hassle of fitting heated seats....
you'll have a bum that is hot and reminicant of the last time you crapped in your pants...
yeterday.....
and the rest of you will be the usual wind blasted frozen solid and bug splattered trembling wreck that all riders other than full dresser goldwing riders become....
BUT....
We all admire a HOT ASS!!!:killing me:
Lev....Hey...have you noticed how a girlie sexy little bum is called an ASS....
But a big hairy sweaty with two band-aid plasters in a cross shape on it and a few zits rear ender....just like MINE...is called an ARSE??!!:niceone:
Hellllllpppppp!
Visions of Levs arse .........NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I cannot go there!!!levvin wrote:Logically...and that word doesnt usually come out to play in my posts often...
If you go to the hassle of fitting heated seats....
you'll have a bum that is hot and reminicant of the last time you crapped in your pants...
yeterday.....
and the rest of you will be the usual wind blasted frozen solid and bug splattered trembling wreck that all riders other than full dresser goldwing riders become....
BUT....
We all admire a HOT ASS!!!:killing me:
Lev....Hey...have you noticed how a girlie sexy little bum is called an ASS....
But a big hairy sweaty with two band-aid plasters in a cross shape on it and a few zits rear ender....just like MINE...is called an ARSE??!!:niceone:
Doctor please give me extra meds!!!!!!
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How about those 'space blanket' thingys - like they give the marathon runners and xmas turkeys??? get one trimmed to fit inside ya jacket...nice n toasty...OR buy XXXXXXXL jacket and wear a fleece hoody under it...:lol:.
I used to use the Aldi kidney belt, as my back is fooked - used to be warm n toasty ...
I used to use the Aldi kidney belt, as my back is fooked - used to be warm n toasty ...
Yam Yam from the Black country......Says it all really!!!!!!