How to make a man/ woman happy ?

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How to make a man/ woman happy ?

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!



1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace



So what's so hard about that?



HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:



It's really not too difficult !...

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


53. never forget

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes


OH YES BE A MASTER AT READING HER MIND!!
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