Cyclists

[Old Mitch]

easier to poke your walking stick through their front wheel next time Mitch. the'll think twice about doing it again.

Thanks for that idea willgofar but I can't run fast enough to get away carrying my granddaughter.

I might try putting my zimmer in their way. I think I might get away with that one by saying that they were on my blind side when I stuck the zimmer out.

[B9triker]

All other road users pay tax and insurance. So why can't cyclists do one or t'other - or even both?

BTW, I look forward to these long dark and rainy nights, 'cos there's nothing more fun than having to dodge these cycling t@ssers who ride bikes without lights - and it's my fault if I should clip them.

[VmaxRik]

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[lepchaun]

leave it to the lep il sort it for u old mitch lol think about my job as a binman im putting bins back on the footpath as they come flying past on the footpath and i have to duck back on to the road postmen/women ar the worst when i c them coming whitch isent very often that i manage to c them as im in a blind spot i bang the bins on the kerb to frighten them u should hear them go O fu,, from now on il do my job and put the bins on the footpath wether there coming or not and fu,, them and il let u know what happens mitch esp now the dark morns ar here
wife was on her scooter on the pavement when she had a argument with a guy on a push bike he was saying why arent u on the road to her yes he got off the footpath when she gave it back to him
LEP

[Old Mitch]

Cheers for that lep. I owe u 1

[Ghoulie]

@ 2 years back. I woz walking back from a meal at my local Indian with the missus when a lardy lycra lout came riding up to wards us on the pavement at a reasonable lick - pavement not too wide - me an the missus having to walk single file - busy road. Lardy lycra lout finally worked out i wasn't stepping into the road to permit his 'passage' & stopped dead in front of me. I asked him 'Did you think you were going to ride through me?' He just stared, saying nowt. I prodded him in th chest - pointed to the road & said 'That's where you belong matey - not on the pavement - this is for me a pedestrian.'

Seems he took offence at being prodded. 'You touched me!' he said. 'That's assault!' I said 'I'll really fcukin assault you if you want!' Lardy scooted off. My missus not impressed at my 'aggression'. Fcuk 'em.

[Old Mitch]

It's always the same. It's always the few that F**k it up for the many. I went to the Brightona in Brighton yesterday and saw a really funny thing. On the way there on the Trike I stopped at some traffic lights because they were red, when a cyclist came from behind and straight through the red light. There was a van on the outside of me so not possible to see who was crossing the road. There was a cyclists riding his bike across the crossing. How they missed each other I don't know but I wish I had a camera on my helmet to catch it all.

[lepchaun]

sods law they missed each other
LEP