any cooks on here ????????????/

[levvin]

Fekkin 'ell stu...

JUST MAKE SURE YOU TAPE THE DEFIBS TO YOUR CHEST BEFORE YOU START ON IT!!

and eat it sat on the kahzie...so it can just fall straight through...

And if it kills ya, you'll at least have gone out like Elvis|!:killing me:

Lev

[big nasty]

funny ye should mention defib , iv been having palpitations for a while . maybe time to see the local duck . im gettin' old ya know.

[big nasty]

for those of ye that dont know what a millenium kebab looks like ,,,,,,, heres a pic of a previous one .

[levvin]

Animal!!!:killing me:

[big nasty]

some of it is . lol

[levvin]

D'ya reckon they'd deliver to liskeard????

Sloo!

Lev..hungry now...bastard!

[big nasty]

fone yer own ya twatt . lmao.

[NUTJOB]

Our local grill does a special like that but it costs 14 quid. Can,t manage it in one go had to have a break & come back to it. Mmmm kebab tomorrow I think...

[levvin]

A standard large doner in our local is £4.00,

i'd be too embarressed to ask for summat like that thing you waged war with...

the turks would be saying..

"Hey..ahmet...look at that big fat twat with the giant kebab...bet he doesnt know i wiped my d*ick around his pitta! He'll think its extra garlic sauce! ha ha!"

no, wait, thats normal, isnt it?:killing me:

Lev...chilli sauce??

[big nasty]

i dont think about the cleanliness of the place , i just order and eat. lol