Paddy's lying in bed watching Babestation.
He phones the number at the bottom of the screen
and the Babe says "Hello sexy, and what can I do for you tonight?".
Paddy replies "Do you see that sofa you're lying on"
"Yes" she replies.
Paddy says "Could you jump over the back of it and hide"
"Sure sexy. But why". She says.
Paddy replies "Well it's just the wife's coming up the stairs
...and I can't find the fuckin remote.
Paddy in bed
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Paddy in bed
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.