Old man and Viagra

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Deep Diver
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Old man and Viagra

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An old man goes into a drug store to buy Viagra
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?"
"I can cut them for you" said Dan the pharmacist, " But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"
"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the cantankerous old goat. :poke:
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