Should a Child Witness Birth?

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Deep Diver
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Should a Child Witness Birth?

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-yr old boy
to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed
and After a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by
his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his help and asked the wide-eyed
5-yr old what he thought about what he had just witnessed.
Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place..........spank his ass again!"
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the cantankerous old goat. :poke:
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