Sven and Olie

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Deep Diver
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Sven and Olie

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Two Minnesota Electrical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Sven, 'but we don't have a ladder. The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away. Olie shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!' Sven and Olie are currently working for the United States Government.
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