With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen ten pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled ten pound note.
He took the crumpled ten pound note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen a twenty pounds all crumpled up?"
"Uh...no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
He took the crumpled twenty pound note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand pounds all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.
"Well, go look in the garage,"....
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Re: Stolen from Facebook
only you Dave ... brilliant