A rabbit walks into a bar and orders a cheese and onion toastie, munches it down and leaves.
The next day he comes back and orders a ham toastie, munches that down and leaves.
He comes back the third day and he looks terrible, his eyes are all swollen and ears are flat on his head, he's obviously at death's door.
The barman is horrified and asks him what has happened.
"Mixin' ma toasties" replies the rabbit.
Rabbit
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Rabbit
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
Barry the cantankerous old goat.
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Re: Rabbit
thats terrible