Doris was cleaning her olde mans shotgun and accidentally shoots him so she phones 999...
Doris " It's my husband, I've accidently shot him and think he's dead, please help "
Operator " Ok Madam, stay calm as possible. Can you make sure that he is actually dead first "
Line goes momentarily quiet afore a loud bang is heard....
Doris " I've done that, now what do I do? "
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- Pikey Hagar
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Ye road of life is like a fine wench...they both have soft shoulders and some dangerous curves. Travel/ride with care!