sacked

[zakboy]

I was sacked to day from my job on the wine and spirits section of tesco's when i replyed (south fookin hampton) to a pakistani bloke who asked if i could recomend a nice port


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A Muslim has been caught having sex with a sheep. When questioned he said it was islamb and could do what he liked

[geoffnewblue]

Did he not like that Port then lol

[zakboy]

no he said he prefered dover lol